Jenna: Hey what are you doing?
Me: Golfin'
Jenna: I should have guessed, what are you doing later?
Me: I don't know
Jenna: Every single time I call you, you're drinking, golfing, or both...do you do anything else?
Me: I took a shower this morning.
Jenna: You're my everything.
Me: Hey I got a box in the mail.
Matt: Who's it from?
Me: Ahhh, it's from my mom, it's going to be pants.
Matt: Pants?
Me: If I get a box from my mom, it's going to be pants. I've got a whole closet full of dress pants, but every week I'm getting 3 pairs in the mail from my mom...
Matt: Linde, that's excitement.
Ashley: Nick, we should date.
Me: What?
Ashley: We hang out, we talk, we're practically dating.
Me: That's all dating is? Hanging out and talking?
Ashley: That and sex.
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